JaMeSS bOnD ** kEwL UNdAcOvA sTYle***
I remember once like 5 years ago texting dirty with my first girlfriend and halfway through sexting my dad randomly texted me, and I replied to her in my dad’s message window by accident, the conversation with him ended up going something like:
-Have you got the new Gran Turismo on PS3 yet?
-Well maybe you’ll have to take my pants off and find out ;)
I miss New york
appropriate things to say when a teacher asks if you have your homework:
- mind your own business
- who are you
- don’t worry about it
- where am i
- hhhh hh
- no thank you
- dont force your religion on me
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
wake up disney